▷ The Nightmare before Fandom
This is Animu
Boys and girls of consenting age,
wouldn’t you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
this, our town of hentai.This is animu, this is animu,
fangirls scream in the dead of night.
This is kawaii, everybody make a scene,
seme or uke till the neighbours gonna die of fright!
It’s our town, everybody nyaa
in this town of neko-chans.
I am the seme sprawled over your bed,
body so sugoi and eyes glowing red.
I am the uke waiting on the stairs,
blushing like a fool, crying big shoujo tears.
This is animu, this is animu!
ANIMU! ANIMU! Animu! Animu!
In this ship we call home,
everyone hail to the OTP song.
In this town, don’t we love it now?
Everybody’s waiting for the next fanart.
Round that corner, a boy talking to his crush.
Something’s waiting now to cock block, how you’ll…
Scream! This is fujoshi,
tsundere and yaoi.
Aren’t you scared?
Well, that’s just fine!
Say it once, say it twice,
take a chance on badfic writes,
cry like a baka in the dead of night.
Everybody scream, everybody scream,
in our town of bad yuri.
I am the loli with the moe uguu face,
here in my pantsu and you’re gone without a trace.
I am the shota with the big moe eyes,
wearing short-shorts and half your size.I am the DBZ porn you found last night
filling your dreams to the brim with fright.
This is animu, this is animu!
ANIMU! ANIMU! Animu! Animu!
Character death threats everywhere,
CLAMP’s no fun without a good scare.
That’s their job, but they’re not mean
in their town of doujinshi.
In this town, don’t we love it now?
Everybody’s waiting for the next good fic.
Fandom crack might catch you in the back,
scream from laughing,
make you jump out of your skin.
This is parody, everyone scream,
won’t you please make way for a very special guy?
Our fan-crack is king of the blogging pack,
everyone hail to the crackship now!This is animu, this is animu!
ANIMU! ANIMU! Animu! Animu!
In this ship we call home,
everyone hail to the OTP song.
La, la, la…
